Matt's Endless Comic

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An endless, funny, stupid parody comic written & illustrated by Matt Collins

Bowser Throwing a Party

In the beginning..

A Spider Falls

  1. A spider falls from the sky
  2. Spider landing face down and saying "My sac."
  3. The spider smokes a cigarette while nursing his wounds.
  4. Terry Smoking a bong while autopilot drives cybertruck. The spider is smooshed by windshield wiper. Hugh the mouse rides shotgun.
  5. Terry leans out window holding bong as smoke billows out yelling "Look Hugh, no hands!". A basketball bounces in front of the truck.
  6. An alert pops up on Cybertruck display saying "Obsctructed detected, Evasive maneuver."
  7. Tesla Cybertruck Autopilot losing control and crossing lanes and hitting pedestrian.
  8. Luigi witnesses accident and exclaims "Mama mia!"
  9. Luigi administers CPR to pedestrian, saying "Stay-a with-a me"
  10. Pedestrian starts breathing again. Luigi says "That's-a it! Breathe!"
  11. The pedestrian says "Everyone will know you saved my life"
  12. Luigi looks at his phone disappointed as an ambulance drives away.
  13. View of twitterX with multiple misleading or insulting tweets about Luigi
  14. Luigi looking at himself in the mirror
  15. Luigi approachign Bowser's castle
  16. Luigi kicking open Bowser's castle door
  17. Bowser's Secretary Lois asking if Luigi is there to clean the carpet.
  18. Luigi demanding to see Bowser
  19. Bowser's secretary asking if Luigi has 70 stars require to enter
  20. Luigi demanding Bowser come face him
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