1. The resurrected man scans an ancient text into a laptop and is later seen coding using an second monitor.
  2. The resurrected man shows the necromancer an AI chat window called SummonGPT with an absurd conversation with a shitty Alexander the Great bot.
  3. The resurrected man's leg protrudes from the loose dirt of his refilled grave with a smashed laptop half buried with him.
  4. The resurrected man's hand bursts through the earth in close-up.
  5. The resurrected man approaches the LinkedIn headquarters building in his underwear.
  6. The resurrected man stands in the LinkedIn lobby. We see a hand holding a tablet reviewing a resume showing the mans name as Aaron Belfort, Full Stack Engineer. The LinkedIn parody name is revealed to be Lumped In. His previous work experience is with OpenAI from 2024-2025, Salesforce from 2022-2024, Tesla Motors from 2019-2022, Facebook from 2017-2019 and Electronic Arts from 2016-2017
  7. The Ideas Man is revealed to be the one reviewing the resume. He says Welcome Aboard and extends his hand for a handshake. Behind him is the vast open corporate headquarters with employees walking around. There is a Lumped In directory sign that says, 1st Floor - Spam, Scams. 2nd Floor - Fake Jobs, AI. 3rd Floor - A crudely taped Spirit Halloween sign, Basement - MBA Hatchery. A sign plackard for Real Jobs that had previously been attached to the 3rd Floor section lays on the ground discarded.
  8. Aaron and the Ideas Man walk together through the Lumped In headquarters, with the Ideas Man saying, We'll get you set up with an office, but first we should Zoom with the board. In the background a slimy creature slithers along wearing headphone cans, a drone flys around and a rat looks at his iPhone while wearing airpods.
  9. Aaron and the Ideas Man are on a Zoom meeting in front of a laptop. In the background are cheesy office items belonging to the Ideas Man, including a karate trophy, a golf trophy, a katana sword rack, a bass fishing photo of the Ideas Man, and a framed newspaper with the headline Ideas Man Strikes Again - Serial Entrepeneur on the Loose. The Ideas Man says to the Board of Directors, I know we discussed pivoting from Employment in Q1 but when raw talent falls in your lap, you grab him.
  10. A laptop screen shows a Zoom meeting in progress with all of the Lumped In board members. From top left to bottom right, The Aaron and the Ideas Man, A man with the handle Agree 2 Disagree is tied to a cross blindfolded and gagged, A robotic Cylon from Battlestar Galactica named Imperious Leader stands in front of a window with the space ship visible, a mustachioed man that looks similar in cartoon style as the Ideas Man with the handle Confidence Man stands in front of a fake looking beach scene, A skull squid monster with tentacles in a dark space with the handle Soul Void, A parody of Mark Zuckerberg's Metaverse avatar in front of an early Metaverse background, A normal view of real life goblin Marc Andreesen, A dead skeleton in a suit with the avatar Old Money, Pyramid Head from Silent Hill video games holding a giant sword, Wario holding a Lumped In coffee cup, Hal 9000 from the movie 2001 A Space Odyssey, and Peter Thiel connected to a blood transfusion machine with a young man in the background having his blood drained. The Ideas Man says, Aaron here also brought to us a brand new growth opportunity! Like other divine revelations in tech, he was walking around Menlo Park when suddenly it hit him...
  11. Aaron and the Ideas Man are on a Zoom meeting in front of a laptop. Aaron finished the sentence from the Ideas Man in the previous panel saying, It was a Waymo. I was crossing El Camino Real blacked out on K. Aaron holds up a tablet news article from SFGate with the headline, K-hold Kills A-hole.
  12. A laptop screen displays a deck cover slide with the title A Vision Underworld with an image of Aaron in Hades staring up at a sign that says Suffer in Fabulous Las Hades, Underworld that imitates the famous Welcome to Las Vegas sign next to a giant mound of skulls. The Ideas Man says to the Board, Where some saw eternal atonement, Aaron here saw opportunity... Our greatest Climbers and Achievers - none content to serve down below. A hooved devil stabs an unkown person with a pitchfork in the background and two people writhe in flames in a Lake of Fire.
  13. Aaron continues to the next slide stating, Our most profound thinkers... Showing a slide on the laptop screen displaying Socrates in a boiling pot over a flame surrounded by grimacing devils covering their face or plugging their ears. Their positioning is a parody of the painting The Death of Socrates by Jacques-Louis David. In the background, where the mournful woman in the background waves at the viewer in the original painting, a smirking devil gives the viewer the middle finger.
  14. Aaron continues to the next slide continuing, ...Leaders in Diplomacy... Showing a slide on the laptop screen displaying Henry Kissinger, who was a piece of shit, in a wheelchair with a smug look on his face shooting devils below with a machine gun on top of a mountain ridge. The devils and Kissinger are arranged in a parody of the Doom video game cover art.
  15. Aaron continues to the next slide continuing, ...Business Masterminds... Showing a slide on the laptop screen displaying Stockton Rush, late CEO of OceanGate and bad submarine designer, standing proudly before a technical drawing of a submarine labeled OceanGate Hades 4, with numbers 2 and 3 crossed out. The submarine drawing shows 3 devils crammed into a bisected submarine section around a cramped human operator and a stupidly placed toilet labeled, Shitter. An annoyed devil impales an unphased Rush while the wreckage of a submarine lays in the background.
  16. Aaron continues to the next slide continuing, ...And it's not just VIPs... All legacy employees are targets for growth... Showing a slide on the laptop screen with the title AI Onboarding Tools for Legacy Staff, displaying a rock monolith with the name Otho M, Turn Fire Spit Crank, Dawn of Third Moon, Bound for Eternity. An arrow shows a browser window with an AI generated LinkedIn profile of Otho Melkor, with the title of VP Fire Spit Operations. The location is listed as Hades - LP Suite, and the date range of employment is listed as 70,000,000,000 BC to Present. The About section summarizes Otho's experience as Proven leader with eons of direct experience in involuntary rotational thermal discomfort atonement.
  17. Aaron continues to the next slide continuing, "Insights from industry leaders will drive user engagement". A screenshot of a LumpedIn article with the headline, Body and Mind The Flaying Market is Evolving Fast - Is Your Career Ready? With an image of a MindFlayer Illithid giving a TED talk.
  18. Later, The Ideas Man starts to wrap up the meeting by saying to the Board, "...If there are no other questions, This All-Star managed to schedule a site visit for our C.O.O.". The Ideas Man proudly wraps his arm around Aaron while smiling.
  19. Aaron and the C.O.O, a skullshaped squid monster with a bloodied hook for a hand walk towards a partially excavated ancient wall and entrance way. The entrance is covered in ornate symbols of cryptic hellish iconography inset into the framing. Inside the door opening is a smaller modern glass frontage with a Lumped In logo and the word Hell on the awning.
  20. After entering the glass entrance way, Aaron and the C.O.O. walk down a narrow stone hallway towards a large wooden doubledoor with a circle pentagram and demon emblem hung above it. In a split screen, Aaron pulls on the ornate double door handle with skulls impaled on the spike shaped handle. Snakes coil around the handle connectors to a plate covered in demonic symbols and totems.
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